The- ugh- Boston Slam is dead, thanks the gods.

The past two playoffs have been an impressive audition, to be sure, but he still needs to step up his booing-home-crowd:assist ratio to seal the deal.

Wait, not free agency, Davis will not be a free agent.

“wondering whether Kyrie Irving would rather play for [gulp] the New York Knicks. “

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

LaVar Ball is gonna do a helluva job.

You make it sound like the drivers are working for a couple of hours a day and expect that to provide a living wage. They are probably driving 12 hours a day. Why would that be considered a side gig? Are taxi drivers, who also have the option, in theory, to only drive part-time, also doing side gigs? 

People drove taxis as a job. Stop blaming the poor and start blaming corporations.

If people didn’t do this full-time, the platform would die, full stop. Rides would cost far more and service would be slower (or nonexistent) pretty much everywhere.

This is going to replace the Streisand Effect as the textbook way to draw attention to something you don’t want attention drawn to, isn’t it?

How many years away are we from GM Kobe?

In high school, we read Dialogue Between Franklin and the Gout and had an assignment of writing a similar story. A friend of mine and I wrote “The Diarrhea of Anne Frank”.

We are definitely going to hell.

cha-cha-cha

Here is an idea for a post, in case anyone has the time, energy, and knowhow:

Giannis has a higher average “number of times per game where I go ‘well ... ok ... I don’t even know how you’re supposed to defend that.’” rate than any other player currently in the league.

These here Boston Celtics seem dead, filleted and breaded and fully cooked

Soon to become the most demoralized played in the NBA.

I’d have to say anybody who starts at point for the Knicks is the most demoralizing player in the NBA.

if his chickenshit owners hadn’t pulled him from the Preakness, I bet Maximum Security would also start some paddock beef

I have to say that, as a Deadspin reader and non GoT watcher, my favorite thing about this cultural phenomenon is how fucking stupid it seems and how, no matter what I’m doing, I feel like I must be spending my time better than if I were watching it.