Those fools, relying on the metrics available at the time instead of seeing into the future!

No, it’s good.

It’s almost like having a teammate who is pathologically competitive and combative can have both positive and negative outcomes depending on the situation.

about as stable a team as exists in the NBA

i have also seen david byrne riding a bicycle like a maniac, but in the east village.

Byyyyrrrrrrrrrrnnnnne! <—-gritted teeth voice

get a lot of phone calls from people who are dying to come and play here

I clicked on the link ready to get pedantic and demand you explain what it would mean to “harness the power of the Oort Cloud,” but then you actually explained it and now I have nothing left to say except that I appreciate the vast increase in astrophysics content on Deadspin.

Rick Pitino wants to coach in the NBA just as I would like to be un-greyed on Deadspin

Swap Arby’s with Joe’s Crab Shack and you’ve nailed it. 

Have you never been sat at the table closest to the bathroom? At a table within sight of the bussing cart near the kitchen? At a table in a weird corner with blocked lighting? Or what about the table so close to the door that the temperature drops every time someone walks in?

Now come on - this letter writer may be a bit precious, but: There’s really nothing more aggravating than being seated at a tiny uncomfortable table in an otherwise empty restaurant. I have asked if I may move to a larger table when seated at something no bigger than 24" square, if that - for DINNER - and have been…

“You mean I could have gotten more!? Man, is my face red.”

Let’s keep shining the light and see the cockroaches scurry.

you can’t seriously argue the league doesn’t have a hard on for bad tall white qb’s, plus derek carr was never really good

* Me trying not to put all of my faith into the Raps and Leafs hot starts because as a Toronto sports fan I know they will break my already brittle heart again come the spring*

>I would imagine the controls for just about any game would feel fudgy after having spent the bulk of 4 years in Destiny.

I would imagine the controls for just about any game would feel fudgy after having spent the bulk of 4 years in Destiny.

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”