...so that you could resell it and try to make money.

...Tim isn’t wrong, either.

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I recently went to see my favorite baseball team play (as the away team) in Baltimore with a friend who also cheers for the team I enjoy. He pulled a Sharpie out of his bag and a ball and said he was going to go try to get some players to sign. I honestly thought he was joking, but he was not. 

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

Just think how many second rounders Hinkie could get for Embiid and Simmons.

I legitimately did not know there was a Dante Cunningham in the NBA. Apparently he’s 31 and this will be his seventh team in ten seasons. Learn something every day.

“And the match ends with the score tied at ____”

Oh, the Orioles have possession? That makes sense.

I think a pick six is Orioles hang on to Machado, who promises to sign a new contract... and then Machado doesn’t sign a new contract and leaves in the offseason and the Orioles get nothing.

Just as we know more about Star Wars than George Lucas, we know more about Die Hard than Bruce Willis.

The Bud Norris visual is star-worthy alone.

Dwight to the Wizards.

Certainly not now at age 40. But not even at 25.

Carpenter: Hey! He’s reaching outside the regulation playing surface. That’s not the Cardinal Way!

The ball kept carrying. Hamilton made a great play on a likely home run. Give him credit. And Rowand would have gone on the DL if he tried to catch that because he would have gone face first into the wall as he does not have the springs that Hamilton does. 

the abominable Cardinals

“Hello police? There is a man aligning his chakram in his car which is making me nervous.”
“Is he using the Bikram method?”
“No he seems to be using the modified Sivananda - which is SO wrong.”
“We’ll be right there!”

I can relate to this. I don’t know what happened to me. I grew up with dogs and will shed a tear to this day when thinking of that one special one, but then I woke up one day in my early thirties and realized I didn’t actually like dogs that much anymore. They’re great in theory but I don’t really get much out of the…

Who’s a parasite? You are! Yes, you are! You’re a parasite! Ah-woogy woogy woo!