are you on your phone? it happens to me when i am on a phone

“It’s a comedy series about aging,” he texted. “That’s why it doesn’t resonate with a young audience like your peers”

How do you feel about Grace and Frankie? I am a young, but I completely inhaled that show. Can’t wait for the next season.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t even think Sharon Tate was “haunted” or harassed like this trailer seems to suggest? It was by and large a random killing (with the exception of the fact that Manson knew the Cielo Drive house because a record producer who’d rebuffed him had once rented it, and he wanted whoever…

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Oh my god. This immediately brought to mind the scene in Kill Bill where the hospital attendant had been assaulting her while she was in her coma and just jesus fucking christ. This poor woman.

I’m really good at playing Devil’s Advocate, but I cannot figure out how she’s pinning this on Democrats.
“If we had a wall, we wouldn’t have to know about this” is about the only thing I can come up with.

“She almost certainly is going to die!”

You can get a fungus infection under the nail that makes the nail separate from the nailbed. It's really gross and difficult to treat. Also, I don't know if it's the case with this fungus (and I refuse to google because it will show me pictures in the search results) but some fungi are developing resistance against…

Life in prison without any hope of nail clippers, to be precise, so she has to chew them to keep them short.

For a manicure. I hope they catch this woman and she spends the rest of her life in prison.

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I can’t not see the word Satan in that scrawl. I don’t think that’s a coincidence. 

It does have the color tone and font style of demonic scratchings, doesn't it?

Feckless Shitbag. 

I’m 35 god damn years old. This headline is entirely too young for me. Just came here to say this.

I mean he’s not wrong.....

Just the future? What about the OG celeb chef:

May the Qi remain with her well past the end of this collective national nightmare. Ase.

Some of us don’t have kids, and tbh, Macy’s lobby isn’t good enough for me. One year, my theme was Edward Hopper Chinese Restaurant Christmas.