There is literally nothing to which I have an objection in your comment.

Counterpoint: I would gladly eat Antoni’s 3-ingredient “salads” and grilled cheese every day, but that’s because I eat like a posh toddler.

Perfect? really? I mean, why corn? how did they shuck and harvest it? Who planted it? You don’t sink in grain. Cochlear implants don’t make ridiculous siren like noise when placed near a mike, imagine if that were true. Why didn’t Jim take the batteries? What father in an apocalyptic world leaves the batteries for his…

They should have had her on when Trixie Mattel was there.

And every time time she picks up a thing, there’s another. And there’s another. And there’s another. So I did that. I did it all over the room. I put it under the desk. I put it in the bathroom. I put it in the roll of toilet paper. I put it in the shower. I put it underneath the rug. Imagine how happy that person was!

Yep. Sesame Street was a great watch.

Stopped reading at “to make yourself famous?”

I swear to god. Employee👏 Employer👏 Relationships👏Are👏 Presumptively 👏coercive👏

Hanging with Ron Mexico?

This is an unpopular opinion, but: I actually respect Fergie a ton for this. She’s a woman who pissed herself on stage at an awards show and finished the damn set. Despite constant criticism of her voice, she basically always sings live. I kinda feel like she kicked meth and then was was just like “How bad could it…

I don’t think scary is the right word. For me it was just this slow burn of dread, I knew something bad was happening but the buildup was the story. Then fifteen minutes of comical vengeance. It’s good fun and I also don’t drink tea anymore!

PHRYNE!

“on the prowl” for an actress to play Soo Jin.

Honestly, any property pried away from the Church is fine with me.

The fuck?

Note that the article presents “his side of the story.” This was more than a polite conversation with one insulting remark, guaranteed.

100% Team Stripper.

Hopefully, they will heat the set this time as it looked awful chilly on the original show.

I’m sure the White House is going to release an ad blaming any future shark attacks on democrats.