My mom is 70 years old... if some smug bitch did this to her, I swear to god I would beat her senseless.

Maybe our lovely guest director could bring her husband in to be one of the sexy time patients?

Scandal really went down in quality after the Olivia-gets-kidnapped plotline. I’m not mad about this.

Uncomfortable television makes me physically itchy, so I will not watch this, but the recap was a delight. Thank you, Bobby. :)

Brag/accomplishment thread! My brag is I’M DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL!!! I submitted the last of my coursework today! So to celebrate I made a peach-blueberry pie with tons of crumble on top and I’m having the most amazing burger rn. I put TWO slices of cheese on it because fuck it. Lots of wine. Brag here everyone! Let’s…

Exclusive footage of you reading this blog when you didn’t have to.

HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING FROM WESTWORLD??

This really does seem like the only logical thing to do. That or just give them horrible venues and shitty times, like 7:30 AM in a study room.

From the Washington Post article about “Free Speech Week”:

There’s no point in farting if you can’t impact a crowd.

sigh, maybe one day

I hate him. I hate him so much.

We are not a civilized nation. We should not do this.

he is kind of super religious too (which fine, be religious but keep it to yourself please) and then the whole thing with the cat.

“The voice of the average, blue-collar American isn’t necessarily represented in Hollywood.”

Suck it, fucko.

Typical blowhard Republican. Someone recently asked me why I was interested in Middle Eastern history. I told them that I am 28, and America has been continuously at war in the Middle East in one way or another since I was 14.

If I woke up and nobody was spending time, effort, and money worrying about what bathroom somebody takes a whiz in, it would be a good day.

When you realize Omarosa found someone who is OK with being married to her, but you haven’t made it past a first date in almost 3 years.