I was starting to get the “maybe I should reproduce” feeling again, but you cured me of it right here. The drinking we know about, but cheese? And WTF, lunch meat?

congrats, Kelly!

I don’t remote believe the Beyoncé gossip, mostly because I don’t believe Beyoncé ever stoops to full on fighting with her enemies. I would believe that Kim called Beyoncé and Beyoncé said nice-sounding things to her, and then Kim got off the phone and realized every last word Bey said to her was absolute shade.

Lol back in college, I loved this pos movie called center stage. I had just started seeing a guy and he bought it for me as a sweet gesture. We stayed together three years. That poor guy had to watch that dumb movie sooooooo many times.

For what it’s worth, part of me hopes that you’re right and I’m wrong. Dealing with grief as a non-believer has been one of the more difficult things I’ve ever had to do. One of the things that really surprised me in the aftermath was how angry/jealous I was of people who believed, and who were so certain in their…

We really should start spreading rumors in China about the healing properties of Republicans.

Oh good the old bait and switch.

But wait, she’s not— Oooooooohhhh Aloha. Got it!

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

I can’t decide if you are very young or just very weird.

Ehh, I suppose it’s her prerogative. She can do what she wants to do.

What the fuck does Kylie Jenner need at 2 am besides a ride home from the club cuz Tyga cant drive? *eyeroll* PAs dont need to be oncall 24/7. Do at least some of your own shit. Goddamn.

If you could see where my hair was now, my ex-boyfriend wouldn’t fiiiind my love, and my shoes would be expensive, and my girls.

Don’t shoot me, but who’s Vicki?

I’m still in shock how much this Angie and Brad thing blew up... To be fair, I always think everyone is going to make it. I guess I’m just shocked it all fell apart this badly so suddenly. Like, damn, something bad must’ve happened to break up a family like that. And I believe her that something bad did happen on…

But why now? Why This Sperm?

Can’t edit any longer, but would like to point out that JHUD SLAYED also in her last two songs.

All chaps are assless. That’s the point of chaps. If they had an ass they’d just be pants.