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the New York press car fleet had equipped the Rangie

I learned to drive on a 5.7L GM Diesel from the 1980s.  You do not understand the concept of slow.

The slowest thing you have ever driven? You haven’t driven many slow cars have you...?

Air BNB.

I know that Burning Man and its surrounding acts are sometimes a questionable interpretation of the word “art”, but I’ll be damned if there isn’t something strangely surreal and beautiful about part of a 747 sitting alone in a Nevada desert. 

closer to $38k new (extended cab XLT, really not fancy at all). Now its 3 years old and closer to $25

That tow truck driver is pretty stupid, too. Towing a 4WD truck without a dollie or a flatbed is just asking for damage.

Well of COURSE it’s Florida

Wait.

Kinja handles criticism with the same grace as if they just asked us all if their new jeans make them look fat...

Obliged?  Oh heck no.  But if she’s willing?  That’s none of our business.  I agree that it’s creepy, but it’s not illegal and I KNOW that young male racers (and other minor celebrities) have been asked similar things.  

Did we accidentally get a Jezebel article on Jalopnik?

Is our big problem with it that she’s a woman, or that she’s seventeen? Let’s flip it around a sec and see. If a seventeen year old male racer was asked by an older woman to sign her chest, or tramp stamp area, would we be ok with that? I can’t help but feel there would be far less protest about that, right or wrong.

“Enthusiasts”, I prefer to call them “douchebags”.

When you have millions of dollars and never have to work another day in your life, you can do whatever you want.

To be fair, offers with this level of importance really should have more than just a one and done email given all the noise we have in our inboxes nowadays. I nearly missed a major job offer years ago since it went to spam...

Fancy Kristin might explain to Mr. Stewart that this is why assistants exist.

Preach. Similar to every time a player leaves a city and 4 people decide to burn their jersey and post it on Twitter. 4 people doing it on Twitter basically means 4,000,000 people actually did it.

It really shows how screwed up sports is when one person’s classless bumper sticker in 1989 is grounds to cheer on a freshman’s leg being fucked up.