Thanks Gawker! But seriously...Senate jumped on this within 48 hours?! Imagine if they put just .01% of the same gusto into balancing the budget or doing any of the other jobs we sent them there for.

“Well it’s a jungle out here. But we have to put down people hating on our queen. Idc if its their child. People have to be shown you don’t mess with Queen Bey whatsoever.”

While I acknowledge her talent as an artist and performer, I don’t personally care for Beyoncé’s music.

I saw some tumblr post a few weeks back advertising Beyonce shirts with the caption “Support Beyonce!” All I could think was, this woman is richer than god and has an enormous and rabid fanbase. Why does she need more support, exactly?

You should start a weird fan group for a certain celebrity pet and use them to target other celebrity pets you deem unworthy.

The BeyHive has all the intelligence and subtlety of Trump supporters.

My god! Some of these people think they’re on a crusade or something. Also, hilarious that they’re so mad at Rachel Roy for one dumb IG comment but could give zero fucks that Jay Z, you know, cheated on his wife. I guess I should prepare to be inundated by lemon emojis!

Yeah, I’m not buying that. According to the article, she’s never even released a statement to the effect of “Hey, don’t do that,” right? I distinctly remember Stephen Colbert being criticized for “not doing enough” to stop the harrassment of Suey Park over the whole #CancelColbert fiasco, and he actually did take time…

I’m with you. I always thought she was pretty and talented, but the ferocity of her fan base is incredibly off-putting. The week after Lemonade came out I was ready to toss my laptop in a fire over the inability to escape Beyonce related things on any corner of the internet.

I don’t find hordes of abusive “superfans” relentlessly calling people thirsty hoes and more particularly comical or “slightly nasty” but I guess that’s just me.

Maybe it’s because of my contrarian nature, but the more people refer to Beyonce as flawless/queen/supreme overlord of everything the less I like her. I do think she likes it, at least a little. I think it’s partially that she knows that the group could turn on her, but I also thinks she likes being the center of…

There’s a weird dichotomy in how stans like these think of the object of their obsession. On the one hand, she’s OMG QUEEN, someone they acknowledge to be strong, independent, and on top of the world. But somehow at the same time she is also completely vulnerable and incapable of defending herself from “attacks,” no…

I’m a major Beyoncé fan, though I don’t engage in this kind of thing (it’s gotta only be like snotty 14-year-olds with nothing else better to do, right?).

The majority of her hive appear to actually be adults and not teens like some people have suggested, which makes this so much more pathetic.

The shirtless thing may be normal, Instagraming it is probably not normal.

That’s ok. There’s a whole article on Gawker about it right now. (And my about it, they too didn’t hear the song or sample and jumped on Hillary for merely thanking JLo for a song.)

One time someone posted a picture on Facebook of their kid and dog with the caption “Greetings from Bear and Jake!”

It wasn’t a random thank you.

Boomer Robert Phelps

Sad that their long marriage is ending. I’m reminded of what my mom said when Al and Tipper Gore announced their divorce after 40 years of marriage: “What’s the point, now?” :/