C’mon, don’t you remember the parable of the Bad Samaritan??

Hey man, this dude was taking orders from God. GOD himself. Not his hippy-dippy son.

So Jesus hung out with tax collectors, lepers and prostitutes, but doesn’t want this guy to help a woman with a Berrnie Sanders bumper sticker?

I always knew god hated socialists.

I don’t know about you, but my favorite part of The Bible is when Jesus yelled “no bread for that poor gay democrat!” at the feeding of the multitude. Classic Jesus.

His come to Jesus moment will happen when he reaches retirement age.

There may be no greater evil in the world to me than from pieces of shit like this, who actually justify lack of professionalism, pissing on the law or decency—not just a simple, “I didn’t want to do it”, but “JESUS HIMSELF TOLD ME I WAS RIGHT”.

“And when I got in my truck, you know, I was so proud, because I felt like I finally drew a line in the sand and stood up for what I believed.”

“makes zero sense.”

Just because you say those things are unbelievable doesn’t mean they are.

“Who said you can’t achieve sainthood while looking the other way when kids are being molested?”

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back?

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back? Let’s just melt it down, closest replication to where he is if there’s any thing as justice.

That was an perfectly timed shot. I’ve come to loath CNN’s news programing and personnel under Wolf’s helm (especially Don Lemon’s lack of professionalism).

I have seen a bunch of #hottakes today talking about how Wilmore’s timing was inappropriate because it was a dignified event.

She sorta back tracked on her being OK with Trump winning because of hopes for a revolution on Colbert last week.

I can’t name one effective surrogate who’s been campaigning for Bernie.

Blech. Sarandon. Rich, white woman wanting revolution that she can watch from another country while she sips on her martini.

I like CSPAN, but his HDMI1 joke cracked me up