Yes, remember boys and girls, once Bernie is able to wrest the nomination from Hitler, oh I mean, Hillary, then congress will magically morph into unicorns who fart candy and the revolution will come full circle. A little bird told me. No need to raise money for downticket races, silly!

Hilarious. The ass didn’t expect you to answer him.

Pay no mind to the big-money fundraiser Sanders just had last week in LA (not his first; his 9th, according to the NYT). But he doesn't take money from millionaires and billionaires! He just holds pricey fundraisers in their homes.

Remember when everyone was all up in arms about this $15million Clooney dinner for Obama? Oh yeah me neither... http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/11/pol…

Okay, sorry, Bernie, I actually do like you, but this time you’re full of it.

“In fact the momentum is with us,” he asserts.

LOL. You think $810K is a reasonable amount of monthly compensation for (let’s say) three people?

Ummm... from Bernie’s FEC filing covering the month of February.

Yet another reminder to those of us without fingers in our ears that Bernie Sanders is like every other politician. People treat him like he’s a sweet, old, well-intentioned Wal-Mart greeter who just decided to enter politics one day. He’s been in politics for FORTY FUCKING YEARS. He knows the system, and he knows how…

Bernies pretentious poverty purity test is ridiculous. So now private citizens can’t have fundraisers?

I’ll tell you whats obscene... Bernie senior adviser Tad Devine earning $810,000 in February alone. That works out to 30,000 $27 donations.

Bernie is probably still pissed that Clooney raised $15 million for Obama in 2012, back when Bernie wanted someone to primary him.

Of course they are. He’s been a democrat for about 2 whole months.

listen, I’m gonna admit I’m not articulate enough to why Sanders is a egotistical, entitled (not rich guy entitled but “I know what’s best, my way is the best” way), and he’s most appealing to white upper class people who have nothing to lose. So please follow this guy on twitter: @cshirky

And this fucking clown thinks superdelegates are gonna flock to him?!

Stuff like this demonstrates what a fucking child Bernie Sanders is and why we need an actual grown-up like Hillary Clinton in the White House. Sanders can be the President of Tumblr instead.

Sanders clearly has a chip on his shoulder. All this obsession with money and the 1% can’t come from a healthy place.

He’s a fucking idiot. And so are the writers here. This slant and inability to actually report stories correctly on Hillary are just beyond.

This line has been in his stump speech for days - just google it. Why is this news now? Can’t go 8 hours without an attack on Hillary?

lol bernie my man