It saddens me that we’re at a point in our civilization where people can no longer pick up on a completely obvious Monopoly reference.

This one is mesmerizing:

You could theoretically link the dash buttons to the router, so whenever you feel the need to expand your mesh network, just tap the button and a new router will appear in a couple of days.

You could theoretically link the dash buttons to the router, so whenever you feel the need to expand your mesh…

On the glass half full side, the SEC is guaranteed to lose the championship game.

This is the song I came for.

It’s not that we can’t, it’s just that the way our cities have evolved, it’s too cost prohibitive to get land rights and retrofit the infrastructure needed for the type of rail networks found in other countries.

Expansion team to Seattle, move the Coyotes to Milwaukee and the Bucks’ new stadium as natural rivals to the ‘Hawks and Wild. Done and done.

I wish these apps could add a “Try to avoid toll roads” setting with a slider that lets me adjust how much I’m willing to pay in tolls over how much time I’m actually saving be taking a toll road.

And the actual receiver was so close to the sidelines, he probably blended in with everyone else enough that the UCLA players didn’t even notice him setting up.

Oh, I don’t know... My local Sam’s Club decided to set up an aisle with Christmas decorations in August. I think that qualifies as “earlier”.

Our local university had some issues in the way it was handling sending student teachers out into the field. There was some shady stuff going on and they ended up having their education department de-accredited. It didn’t affect any of the departments in the slightest, but if you were going for an education degree,…

They need to do like what “traditional sports do and have multiple “jerseys” for each team: One that’s in full color as pictured, and one that’s mostly white with colored trim, like home and away jerseys. Then there’s always suitable contrast between the two teams, even if they both have a similar color scheme like…

Sorry, I’m stuck shivering on seeing 17,982 unread messages and couldn’t finish reading.

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That cat is already available on waivers in my league.

Tony Romeow

I have been staring at this GIF trying to figure out where the seam is.

...and 2 in the last 21 plus another SB appearance in that time as well. With 32 teams to choose from, a title every ten years or so isn’t too bad.

PREACH

They probably would have carded the coach or someone which would have affected their next game.