Expecting a golden ticket to a world full of imagination but instead got a golden shower of disappointment.

Or angry candle, but yes.

So, it works like a glue gun?

Pfft. Take one coin from the first bag, two from the second, and so on, and weigh those. The decimal place of the resulting weight will tell you which bag has the counterfeits.

Yeah no, it was a cute scene that didn’t feel like an ad, more like nostalgic food for 90's kids.

This feels like a blatant over reaction.

Do you want Ice-nine? Because this is how you get Ice-nine.

Although some cyclists may look down on electric bikes and wonder what’s the point of going for a ride when the bike does most of the work for you, a pedal-assist electric motor can make a bicycle a more viable alternative to a car for daily commutes.

Detroit bikes.

I hear that was invented by a Scottish guy.

I feel a song coming on.

I’m not enough of an anime fan to pay a monthly fee to watch it.

Thank God you cleared that up

This Wednesday is actually June 9, not July.

Non-nutritive cereal varnishes are definitely gonna be big in 2022.

Forget toothpaste tubes and ketchup bottles. I want to put that stuff on a sled.

It’s true, man. I got 2 years and probation for not rewinding a rented DVD.

Maybe try Bing? They have more results on some topics.

No, it’s true. I did 3-5 years hard labor(busting blocks) for a ‘failing to be kind’ conviction.

As I recall, people used to regularly catch 1-3 years for returning a tape un-rewound all the time back then.

The scalpers wouldn’t be buying PS5s if nobody was buying PS5s from the scalpers.