Which I guess explains why a request was put out for 80,000 seat, grass covered Lambeau Field up in the boonies in Green Bay and not 80,000-seat, turf covered Camp Randall in Madison which is more accessible to Milwaukee, Chicago, and Minneapolis.

I wish Waze could implement a “soft” avoid tolls feature. where you you could have it re-route you away from toll roads, but only if it would add less than a certain amount of time onto your trip. So if going on a side road only adds an extra 5 minutes, then go for it. If avoiding a toll road or bridge adds on 30…

Not to mention what looks like a tooth.

That was a 007-class smokescreen.

So what is Smith seeing during this segment? Is there a camera embedded in that monitor like a webcam, or is he seeing the same angle that we are? So when Atlas has his face in front of the monitor, is Smith arguing to the back of his head?

I like the idea, except that if it’s some third-string jamoke that gets injured, the team might determine that he has “lingering injuries” that will keep him out for the remainder of the season, just to keep the penalized player off the field longer.

I read this as “25 Bengals ended the day with a better passer rating than Andy Dalton”.

Found shittymorph’s Kinja account.

That picture is always impressive for the reason that the dark vertical “line” at the bottom right of the column is a battleship, the USS Arkansas.

As they say, technically correct is the best kind of correct.

“Um... Dickon.”

Probably the same as if it were a clean hit and the batter didn’t run.

Paul Ryan always does the Parade in Kenosha, WI on the Sunday before the 4th, but he’s strangely not in the lineup this year. Considering the amount of secret service who flanked him last year, I’m not surprised.

If she had gunshot wounds “across her body”, then I’d guess the officers were either in front or to the side of the SUV and not behind it.

I learned one thing today: I’ve lived in Kenosha for 20 years and been to that school many times for events, and as God is my witness, I have never heard it called George Nelson Tremper High School. 

Looks like it deflected off his forearm first. Probably didn’t take much speed off the ball but re-angled it so it wasn’t a dead-on hit.

A pint of urine weighs about one pound. I never weigh in until after my shower where I can pee out every last drop in my bladder.

Bob Uecker describing the furry convention going on at his hotel.

I couldn’t bring myself to kill anyone; I’d much rather go farther back in time to before they were assholes and find something else to divert their attention and future life from what they would become.

Netflix only has the seasons that were delivered to PBS with “Bake Off” scrubbed away and replaced with “Baking Show”.