Look...Ian...I mean this in the nicest way possible, and I say this as a fellow progressive who has tried to get people to vote for Bernie twice in a row, and this isn’t directed at you specifically but at the group you are currently representing with this article...but please, shut the fuck up.

One can only fucking hope.

Were you hoping for an in-game revelation that the hookshot was cut? Have you been anticipating the moment, 100 hours into Breath of the Wild, where Ganon looks at Link with a sinister smile and says, “There’s no hookshot!” Were you hoping to spend 400 hours uncovering every inch of Breath of the Wild’s massive world…

If Riot Games was paying us to cover League of Legends (which they most certainly aren’t), I’m not sure they’d want to sponsor a post that calls them out for “neglect,” “institutional decay,” and “disregard.”

I’m pretty sure you CAN cancel it yourself.

I think an individual Digimon usually looks cooler than an individual Pokemon. They’re usually more imaginative than just “weird animal.”

It's basically a long running superhero show. Costumes, story lines, huge muscles, complicated alliances and betrayals. Who needs a Marvel fix when you have that?

the next patch is buffing tanks. It was one patch that for some reason got split into two. Not a good way to do it, but that's what happened.

This. This is the face of true evil.

Surprised I don't see Blaziken.

Am I the only one who liked the Hobbit Trilogy as it is? That admitally might be because I'm a massive Tolkien fanboy but I liked all the additions, seeing the white council (though admittedly a smaller version of them), the Necromancer and all that.

Tony Jay as Megabyte from Reboot.

As Danny "Machete" Trejo says,

*insert PC Master Race*

Maybe they're experiencing major growth in some places and need to expand to accommodate the new possibilities? They may have to go in-depth about where they want to stick their business and what to do with it to maximise the outcome.

Wow, this is pretty beautiful to look at. They done great job updati-

How dare you write something INTELLIGENT and EVEN-HANDED. This is the Internet! you must either be an unabashed cheerleader for GMOs or think that they are the tool of Satan liable to poison you if you look at them!

It doesn't necessarily need to be a MMO, it could just be a RPG like the mobile version. But bigger. Much, MUCH bigger. ALL the regions and ALL the pokemon in one game. Plus ability to trade between the 3DS games. I'd go out and buy a WiiU RIGHT NOW if they announced that for real

It lasted as a super weapon all of one book, however, and was destroyed by an asteroid field. That made me laugh so much.

Yeah, because Deadspin NEVER covers anything other than sports. As a big wrestling fan myself, I will absolutely concede that wrestling isn't a sport, but as an athletic endeavor it's still pretty amazing.