The 1990s Acura Integra and the Dodge Challenger up until the 2015 refresh had similar headlight designs, in that the actual headlights were two pieces that looked like four because of circular bezels. You just wouldn’t know unless you took the trim off, because the hoods on those cars didn’t expose the headlights…

“...like a Jack Russel terrier on a mustard-lubricated bratwurst ejected from a bun”

That’s not a ford, it’s a bmw

The first one is already taken

Why does it look so much like a Mitsubishi Diamante?

He looks like he’s violently shitting his pants after one too many hamberders.

The car’s wheels don’t appear to be moving in that photo, so how do we know he’s not just sitting in the driver’s seat while the car is stationary? Or maybe there is a second set of controls and Rudy Giuliani is actually driving from the passenger seat.

Okay, so the Nazis only agree with what a tiny minority of conservatives believe. So then how come they’re running the party? Why don’t the “reasonable” conservatives stand up to them?

“Pro-life” only applies if you’re a fetus. One you’re born, you can eat shit and die

That red truck on the left looks like a ‘56 F-100...younger than Biden.

Jeep might be it. The only Jeep person I like is David Tracy 

Is there any other car community as cult-like as the Muskers? 

I have to hand it to you, that was a good comment 

There is a Sheetz near me with an actual drive thru, so that does it for me. It’s like a McDonald’s but with better, more customizable food (more expensive though) that you order from a touch screen so it’s almost impossible to mess up your order, a car wash, and gas. You can even order cigarettes from the drive thru,…

FCA: “That Thar ain’t a Jeep”

I hope Peter Gabriel buys it 

“BUTTFUCKER!!! OUR FINES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER”

Look, I’m body-positive and all, but you might want to go on a diet 

My brother’s gonna shit!

Wow they should partner with Tesla. And the resultant merger should be called...