Maybe that newer Luke Skywalker action figure was just the Luke from the original movie poster

I bought a 6-year-old mountain bike (now 10 years old) off Craigslist for $250. Aluminum frame, 29-inch wheels, air shock fork, disk brakes, the works. I decided to get a tune-up last year, and I told them to go ahead and fix whatever the bike might need, figuring a new chain, shifter/brake adjustment and new grips…

When I’m in quarantine, I do fuck-all, while when Jason is in quarantine, he comes up with stories about entire countries and their automotive industries.

AKA: “Stick to sports cars”

Fucking hell that sounds like two robots raw-dogging it on the hood of a car after not having seen each other for 10 years

I normally hate modern Christian music since it’s usually concerned more with being preachy than being good, but this song is probably one of the best modern Christian songs there is.

Does he have Nathan Lane’s balls?

I’ve got an app that does nothing but play videos of the Panhard CD.

It looks like if a Citroen DS got plastic surgery and then had an allergic reaction

You can always count on Left Lane to have the dumbest possible takes.

Excuse me, but I’ll have you know, as one of the whitest white men who ever whited, there is some beer that is good.

Yet another case of skeevy dudes not being able to control themselves as if they were spoiled children, and all blame being put on the woman they were skeevy towards. Color me surprised. 🙄

Were they ever available with smaht pahk?

From what I’ve seen, most speedsters with windshields have this style. It’s called a monocle windshield. Personally, I think it looks dumb

“WARNING: Danger to magneto!!!”

How do you get food to your Lotus meetups?

If you’re driving one, is that called “Jegging”?

This guy drives an AMC Ambassador, and he also is an AMC ambassador.

Come on, letter say what she wants to.

“It’s time to get this red [foal] back on the road, where it can [geld] freely like the car gods intended.”