So, being a monster is gender-neutral.

Jean, Jean, Jean.  Spoken like a woman who has never been raped.  Consult with a few people who have become pregnant from rape, especially incestual rape, and see what they think of your “rape is an opportunity” idea, you braindead asshole.

She can choose to raise the child,” she told the committee. “She can choose to give that child to a loving family member, or give it to someone else.

Which means women who are in medical distress will have to wait until it becomes life threatening in order to get care. Fuck this bill and everyone who supports it. 

The following people told me not to go to law school so I didn’t:

It’s almost as if we need to codify these fundamental rights instead of relying on the Supreme Court. 

Road Trip > American Pie

I realized my pithy remark comes off as callow.

Fuck cancer

Monday, Wednesdays, Fridays: “where are you going? the next book will be out any moment now! Stay excited, it’s just around the corner!”

See also: North Carolina. We are FULL of dumbass yahoos who would like nothing better than to return to antebellum days when non-white people and women had no place and no power, and deviant people stayed underground or they were killed by aforementioned yahoos who would never face accountability for it. But the…

I mean, it’s also the way pricing for most of the things we buy operates; demand spikes, you pay more (see also, the price of *everything* in 2022). Were they selling insulin, rather than tickets to see a shiny vampire man dress up as a big rubber bat, maybe it’d be worth giving a shit.

As long as the backlash is funny.

Hhhmmmm...very interesting! I just buy them green and keep them on the counter until they are ripe, then switch them to the fridge, where they will stay nice for several days. I end up with a couple of ripe ones ready to eat in the fridge, and a couple others in the queue on the counter. Since I’m at the store a…

I loved that show. It seemed so grown up to me as a little ape.

This is fucking revelatory.

I don’t ask for much, universe, but please: Keep Cavill away from NFTs. 

As a Brit, this is actually painful to read. I’ve met plenty of the kind of people Glover’s describing here, and they fucking suck. One of the worst parts of living here for me personally, since British nightlife is absolutely riddled with these kinds of cunts.

Nah, all people everywhere can be racist and a pretty fair percentage of them are.

Certainly best to make haste and leg it from those trollied lads, init? A bit daft I’m sure but still bloody dodgy. But what could you expect from some minging chavs?