Pilotwings was my jam growing up, and I will not sit idly by as you besmirch its honor.

I am just laughing at the fact that he has chosen to go relentless attack dog on an adversary who will clearly eclipse him. She can play the long game, Lindsay. We can wait.

I voted for the second-to-last-red Gruden. When choosing a wine in a restaurant, most people pick the 2nd least expensive. Considering that Gruden’s hue is now similar to a Cabernet, merging this decision with the wine menu seemed appropriate.

That Dr. Mrs. the Monarch looks great but I still think my partner, daughter and I killed it. Obviously I’m bias tho lol.

Excuse me that’s Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.

Snoop is an actual self-made multimillionaire, thus his self-congratulatory speech is applicable.

Which is why he cracked 4% in 11 different quarters? And inherited those wars from the previous admin? Must be nice getting to make up your own facts is it?

Whoa there! Dial down the temperature a little, buddy, we’re not ready for such controversy. 

Brave man, saying what we’re all thinking. *salutes*

Some other fun facts:

Some fun facts:

The Rams and Chiefs just played the greatest Monday Night Football game ever and the Deadspin recap managed to work in two shots at the Buffalo Bills.

Mostly it kills women.

I’m reminded of his reaction of going to the memorial in Schnecksville...

The plans for how to get there have been on file with the local Voting Planning Commission for six of your Florida months.

On the bright side, a million people are now legally eligible to vote, and while many of them may not go out next election, those that do hopefully keep in mind who didn’t want them to have the right to vote, and who fought for it.

Granted, the one voting station for all of them will be in a flooded cavern, and don’t…

That has been confirmed by the writer of the episode on The Good Place podcast (hosted by Marc Evan Jackson!)

This made me picture what I hope the end of the series will look like:

He did actually win two of his games where he did drive in either the only runs or most of the Mets runs.