@thirdchild: In most jobs you only have to bring a medical certificate after 3 days. A one or two day 'illness' is normally no problem.

@hvrock13: Judging your writing I would say you are still highly immature.

@113Doctor: Really? "Screw you home, I'm going gay/guy."

@Caturday Yet?: He actually would have said: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

@Matthew 'Cohaagen' Liley: Stop wasting my precious bytes.

@Shivaz: I just thought the same. Haven't even went to Zermatt to see the Matterhorn. Ah well... there we travel all around the world but don't know our own backyard.

I don't think 1% is a large percentage of my house.

@jkrazykral: Guess you don't know much about SSL encryption.

@napilopez: Bazillion what? Where do you live? You can get 40'' 3D TVs below 1000$.

@ewlang: Come on Steve. How funny would that be seeing people in trains/buses with active shutter glasses on.

@3MC: Check out Howard Marks. Wouldn't really call him dump at all.

@BenderGarcia: Haha. Not at all. Hearted you straight away for that comment.

@bookmark: I thought it was: Men made God, the Church wins!

No.

@BossRGR: Stop Trolling!

@IndomitableWrath: Totally agree, would have made a top article.

Whole article could have been way shorter: "It Sucks."

@ZZZYZZZ: You perfectly described what coolness you increase.

@ODoyleRulz: You don't have to go that far. Same you have in Mexico.

@fugeesnfunions: "The only smart thing to do is call some hookers, tell them what happened, have the biggest coke orgie ever and NEVER TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN. EVER."