Gotta love it when someone knows not about what they talk:

A special place where you put animals for people to see them is a zoo.

Well, the “going where they live” solution is a little problematic. Firstly, going to Sumatra or India or China is beyond the reach of most people, and if you’ve ever gone out in the wilderness to see animals in their native habitats, you’ll find there’s a good chance you won’t see them, especially the large predators…

Unpopular opinion: zoos done right are ok. Yes the animal is sacrificing something for our gain, and that is a sad truth and one we should tell our children and always be aware of, but a zoo with a focus on conservancy and education rather than a focus in fun and silliness is a worthwhile thing, in my opinion.

Have you never been to a zoo? Your post just seems judgmental especially in the face of death. Maybe zoos do suck, but why are they dumbass hicks and not also children in wonder, why is she an imbecile when it’s not like they go around handing out zoo jobs and she probably had an extensive wealth of knowledge about…

There are a couple hundred Malayan tigers left; just leaving them all where they live is maybe not the best way to still have Malayan tigers in ten years.

There’s some quote about knowing just enough to be really stupid...

Dude. I am going to reply to you exactly once, and I’m doing it in the place that will bring as few as possible of your creepy-ass obsessive posts about this into the black.

The words you are saying each have meaning, but don’t all make sense. If you can get a room number from a restaurant extension, that means you are bad at security, and have complete culpability in anything that takes place afterwards. Thank goodness she’s even alive.

That makes it even worse. So they were playing this and chortling over it so loudly and obviously that it made the server miserable and the supervisor had to be called in to get them to stop. I bet the server is a cute young girl. These people are barbarians.

I doubt the restaurant employee will be fired.

Three things:

And then his boys just played the video for yuks over Mai Tais.

As someone with a degree in English Education, I’m crying like Jordan right now.

Thank you. Maybe he figured if he buried the dippiest of dipshit ideas in that comma orgy, no one would notice how nanners it was.

“If your sentence has five commas and no lists, write new sentences.”

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was the President. Beef Supreme was the fabled Rehabilitator to come out of retirment to rehabilitate Not Sure.

“I don’t believe suicide is selfish but man was this guy who committed suicide selfish.”

Can we go with average-sized instead? All bodies are normal bodies, unless we’re perhaps talking about medical literature.