Going to come out and say it. The Departed is not good, not bad, but highly mid. The people that go to bat for that movie carry it as a personality and take all the wrong things away from it.

This is genuinely one of the most rancid, thoughtless articles in the history of the AV Club. It is antithetical to what this website used to be. G/O Media should do us a favor and shut the whole fucking thing down.

I SAID WAS!

Cigar. Horn-rimmed glasses. Slicked-back hair. Glass house. White Ferrari. Live for New Year’s Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun. After the club go to Truffoni’s for sloppy steaks. They’d say; ‘no…

Wait - Malcolm X is not on this list?

The change to Conrad and Kipling (and the addition of Jane Austen) is particularly notable, since it slightly shifts Matilda’s characterization. The original lists of authors indicates not only an interest in adventure and in imagining herself somewhere else, but it is also transgressive for the gender norms of her…

I saw Gremlins when I was 8 and I’m one of the many children who ran screaming from the theater when they began to hatch, forcing the MPAA to create the PG-13 rating. I went back in after about 10 minutes but I missed some of the funniest albeit goriest parts, so afterwards my mom drew sketches of a Gremlin in the…

wtf is starz lol

Let’s all hope he accomplishes that amazing feat!

Hey, say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.

Workin’ hard, maxin’, not relaxin’ or cool
Hung out with a dozen Yoders outside of the school
When a coupla Mennonites who were brazen and young
Started making fun of my Ordnung
I started to turn my cheek but my mood went south
I said “Keep my old ways out your fucking mouth”

I wound up for a slap, but as it came near
The…

Is this going to be like Behind the Bastards but in dramatized form?

wtf is starz lol

Pulitzer Prize finalist= Pulitzer Prize Loser.

Feels like this, only he’s salty, not proud.

I’m still waiting for the Benny Hill biopic so I can get the eerie, slowed down Yakety Sax that’s been missing in my life.

It’s simply his views.

I was just thinking about The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh a couple of weeks ago.

Will it be on Corncob TV?

not gonna watch this, i heard he used to be a real piece of shit