kroboz
United States of Bonerland
kroboz

Good. Stop throwing money at this fool. He isn’t a Faulkner or James. He writes big-kid scripts and if he can’t figure out what an audience requires in a narrative he should make room for fresh talent.

I usually enjoy snark, but this article made me feel uncomfortable. Like I accidentally walked in on the writer taking a shit. 

I don’t know. It’s weird now. He always had pervy comedy, but he presented himself as a helpless, hapless underdog while he was doing it. Now we know he was a very powerful and well-respected comedian whose disapproval could ruin careers, so that pierces that veil and his creepy jokes just become ... creepy.

You’re asking the wrong question.

There’s no answer to that question. Some people will forgive CK, or at least be willing to give him money. Others won’t. He might have a successful career again or he might not. It’s not as if he’s entitled to one.

He's done nothing to indicate that his attitude, views, or behavior have changed. An apology without genuine repentance isn't worth the paper it's printed on. 

Oh no, you guys, a horny millionaire is being moderately inconvenienced. Look at the horrors that cancel culture has wrought.

He’s making fun of Ted Seranos’ quote about Gervais and Chapelle

Gina Carano and Kirk Cameron are available, I’m sure

I would have imagined Netflix falling over themselves to pay several million dollars for exclusive rights to this.

I remember watching one of those park walkthrough videos when all this opened up in Japan, and my initial impressions were 1) This is all very clearly made for little children and you know what, that’s fine, not everything should be made for your hideous late-30s ass, 2) Oh no, it’s so tiny and choked with tourists

Kyle has a critically-acclaimed Netflix series, Saturday Morning All-Star Hits

Honestly I think Mooney would be better off out of SNL.  His weird surreal humor thing never worked well on the show.  His Netflix show was a lot of fun

SERIOUSLY?!? Kenan Thompson is the longest tenured cast member; he’s heading into his 20th year. Put some respeck on his name.

And the four Yang mentioned are HARDLY “the best to ever do it.” Kate McKinnon went from playing wacky characters to playing “Kate McKinnon dressed up as a wacky character.” Pete Davidson was

Ah, but under the terms of the “smart contract” that the Bored Ape Yacht Club NFTs use, whoever holds the NFT actually does have the IP rights for that particular Bored Ape! The means by which it got into any particular wallet are immaterial. “Code Is Law” working exactly as designed.

I just watched the trailer and I want to say “Thank you for your service” to the brave thief who “stole” the ape thus preventing this crap from being made 

Any project with Gary Vaynerchuk attached deserves to be shut down

You do realize that none of that has anything to do with what this trial is about.  It’s not a tort case, it’s defamation.  The only thing about Heard that matters is whether she knowingly lied that she was abused and that Depp never hit her.  Proving that she lied is near impossible since proving what a person is

She is on tape admitting to hitting him to stop him drunkenly crushing her toes against a door. Wow. How abusive of her. And oh shit, she hasn’t been able to give that money to charity amid being sued repeatedly by her ex. I forgot that defending yourself in multiple libel and defamation trials is totally free!

Your mom is trash with utters