China’s not great.

It’s maybe the most profoundly stupid way in history to sabotage a movie.

Man, that is a stupid-ass joke. What does that even mean? My 8 year-old could come up with a better pun.

It slowly shrank in the wash over a thousand years.

It’s really only half the armor, which makes sense considering everything it’s been through, but does kind of make it look like they didn’t finish up the CGI on the stuntman.

It was nice that they finally let Boba Fett do something useful and cool in a Star Wars story.  He’s been skating on his reputation for 40 years now.

I gotta admit I was extremely iffy about bringing back Fett. But god damn it worked. Morrison being too old for the role was nicely sidestepped by his sarlacc digestion scars, and there were some real neat tricks up his sleeves (watch those knee rockets!). Those incredibly brutal armour smashing blows from his (sand…

*extremely Oscar Isaac voice*
“Somehow, ... the Empire returned.”

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS

The first rule of dermatology: If you know what it is, you don’t need to touch it.  If you don’t know what it is, why would you want to touch it.

Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to the mysterious monolith.

So this should set Trump up to be banned from the site, right!?

This isnt a review of a game, it’s an editorial. Maybe the fact you can’t even discern that is proof enough you weren’t paying attention in the 80s. 

“I lived them, it wasn’t so bad” - probably because you’re the exact type of person Reagan and his administration liked - a white, straight, neurotypical , middle class American man. I know it’s the big scary no-no word these days, but y’know what that’s called? Privilege. It’s best you start recognizing you lived a…

Liking ass pics is a hell of a lot better than diddling kids

I don’t see how we move forward as a country without bringing the Q crowd back from the edge of the cliff, and I’m all ears for ideas on how to do that.

“I’m not really one to promote conspiracy theories but look up hammer and scorecard.”

This is our reality now. Real-time gaslighting and the propagation of conspiracy theories in the name of keeping people informed and up-to-date on important issues. I don’t see how we move forward as a country without bringing the Q…

I think here in the US the much bigger problem is that a university education is just astronomically expensive, because universities know they can charge a lot and people will pay it, because it is still seen as a “ticket to a better life,” i.e. a higher paying job.

Now I’m just an ignorant foreigner but it appears to me that the problem lies in that you have to start paying off the student debt almost immediately after graduation, the debt accrues compound interest, and that there’s no chance of debt forgiveness in the case of bankruptcy. Yes?

I lost nearly everything when I suffered a brain injury with no health insurance. And of course I supported the Affordable Care Act! Why should I wish that suffering on anyone else?