kroboz
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kroboz

Fuck all of this. Collapse the empire, end it all, concede to China. I don’t even care anymore, this is all so stupid.

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I don’t mean to be shitty. But seeing his cameo on a Steve Martin episode just shocked me a few years ago:

That’s better than a few years ago when it was basically the Deliverance network. Not doing a lot to fight the creepy hick stereotypes largely perpetuated by movies like Deliverance

This is like when people who aren’t very smart, but think they’re geniuses try to manipulate other people. Reminds me of this dude who I worked with that kept insisting his “lawyer” was looking at important documents... but when pressed for the name of his “lawyer” this guy would always try to change the subject.

Pretty ethnocentric to be mad that not every article is written with your country as the main character.

Huh. I rewatched the first one just a few days ago, and it’s incredibly poorly directed. Just some baffling cuts and decisions, especially during the opening scenes (the pacing ends up being totally bonkers). Do... do we need another one of these movies?

tbh they nailed it I just think it’s greasy looking

Such strong feelings about Curious George, which was an imperfect but otherwise enjoyable family movie. Worst part about it was David Cross’s animated ponytail.

Also available on Plex immediately after airing!

No thank you.

And they have to make thousands of variants of the same 20 images or whatever. So it ends up making palette swapped JRPG enemies look individually unique in comparison. 

No, there’s a HUGE difference. MBA hat time.

Rented a Tesla on a business trip last week. Honestly the damn thing was just one bad UI choice after another. My BMW i3 had a much better interior and driver interface.

Completely agree – felt like something a group of dedicated fans would put together. Well-enough executed, but doesn’t feel “Hollywood,” you know?

Step 1: say, “I’m not going to come into the office anymore.”

I feel the same. I need no more reporting on this, ever. It’s a big nothingburger franchise that should go straight to HBO Max from here on.

Ah yes, the NCU multiverse. 

“Is that your dad’s suit, young man?”

Maybe this is a promotional tie-in stunt for Airpods Pro 2, now with Diesel™ Active Noise Cancellation. Available for pre-order starting Friday, September 16.

Maybe it’s performance art, like the show itself provides meta-commentary on the casual exchange of underpaid labor, the environment burning with crypto transactions, and the monsterous problem of electronics waste... all in exchange for forgettable entertainment.