Because my wife and I wanted to get high and watch a shitty movie on a Friday night? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe Disney will miss my $28, despite my monthly $12. (And I’ll shortly be paying Disney several hundred dollars per month once the Disneyland Magic Key passes go on sale.)

I’m already paying Disney $12/mo. 🤷‍♂️

I’m wondering if this year’s numbers are going to set more realisticI’m wondering if this year‘s numbers are going to set more realistic benchmarks for movie success over the next decade. It’s just unreasonable to expect every potential franchise movie to pull in $1 billion in order to be considered a success.

There’s a small minority of pirates who would never, ever pay for anything. And then there are the majority who feel prices are unreasonable ($30 for the POS Black Widow movie that’ll be free in 3 months lol) or access isn’t available (as in this case).  Data shows piracy boosts sales. It’s one of those weird economic…

I didn’t know about how bad and pervasive microplastics were until I saw this reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/RBI/comments/ni4qpw/mysterious_microscopic_blue_and_red_fibers_in_my/

I thought this was stupid but then realized it’s really smart.

I think Marvel was, too, until they decided introducing Steinfeld would be more bankable. 

It’s also very possible the contract had a provision that gave Disney the ability to change the terms due to acts of God or whatever. We’re all just a bunch of armchair attorneys unless we can read the contracts and supporting material for ourselves. Otherwise it’s just “multi-millionaire demands bigger paycheck for…

Right? I get why they do it (it’s incredibly cheap). But it’s just ugly and lazy.

Oh my god. I didn’t know The Simpsons wasn’t just a parody, but a line-by-line spoof.

Or a combination of the two, where we remove the incentive to see student loans as a wealth vehicle (and thus become predatory) by removing any interest while lowering the federal guarantee over time to zero at non-public schools. A big part of the student loan crisis is the unreasonable set of expectations set by…

I don’t know why there’s more than a 2 week spoiler window for these weekly shows. If you care that much about spoilers, you make time for the show or completely stay offline. 

Idk if Penn is a liberal. But he beat the shit out of Madonna, allegedly, and I don’t know any liberals who look at  Penn as a role model. 

After seeing Marcon’s comments and now this, I think we’re going to see a big “we’re done putting up with your shit” moment against anti-vaxxers. And I sure hope so. Those  selfish assholes are the ones causing every single problem they’re still complaining about.

This seems like a fair solution all around. Retroactively make interest 0% and count all funds paid toward the original principles. That’d silence the jerks who failed to teach us finances and then complained when we signed predatory loans.

This guy looks like a loser who grew up trashy and got lucky that his Silk Road drug money was suddenly worth something. The perfect spokesperson for a scam targeting stupid, trashy people.

True, but it at least reminded me of more enjoyable movies.

This entire film had the critical thinking of an executive brainstorming session. It was profoundly cynical, artless, and – worst of all – boring. It didn’t have a clue who its audience was (why the fuck are the Droogs in my kids’ Looney Tunes movie?), and it just didn’t care. The most emotional moment was when Danny…

Infinite realities means there’s a nice, PG version too. It’s all canon.

Okay, so it doesn’t lay out the entire premise of the show in the lyrics. It’s no Small Wonder. But it’s so weird that it’s iconic and way more memorable.