But it’s sad-funny when people who are homophobes turn out to be gay. It’s not the fact he’s short I’m mocking. I’m mocking how he presents himself as this tough, “real” man using the same standards that work against him.

Wait so now he can’t control what an asshole he is? Nah, I don’t buy that lazy nonsense.

The challenge is any sort of planning on the part of the past dwellers would be that the enemy has 30 years or whatever to study and prepare. And that doesn’t even consider the butterfly effect.

I’m torn between “anyone with vaccine access who hasn’t gotten it yet can get sick and die” and “there are people who legitimately can’t get the vaccine, so we should collectively protect those people.”

Rogan is totally self-conscious about it. His entire identity is proving what a tough man he is. He’s like Alex Jones (another person who’s insecure about his height).

Because Joe Rogan is clearly insecure about his masculinity but also a dick about it. And his fans are also insecure about whether they qualify as “Real men.” And instead of using his massive platform to promote healthy, non-toxic views of what a man can be, he’s using it to reinforce ego-trip bullshit that encourages…

This is the stupidest fucking idea.

Came back on desktop to swipe this. Completely right – nothing about the origins changes the pathetic, selfish response of the moron on top. 

He-man’s back, and he FUCKS.

I mean if you’re at the mall and have to sit, the AMC/Cinemark is probably going to have decent bathrooms just because they have less traffic. Can’t speak for other mall bathrooms generally.

So, how would them not Weezering make Bezos pay taxes? Are people not allowed to also have fun if the minimum wage hasn’t kept up inflation – is that what I’m gathering? Not sure I follow whatever point you’re desperate to make.

Remember buying a movie ticket with MoviePass when you had like 30 minutes to kill? And you’d watch the first part of Blade Runner 2049 or Black Panther or something, then bounce?

If you ever need a group of men who are insecure about their heights, just insult Joe Rogan on Twitter. Those “alphas” will come to you.

Don’t forget this one: https://gizmodo.com/tax-ghouls-like-turbotax-cant-hide-your-free-filing-opt-1840774335

Reminds me of this: https://gizmodo.com/turbotax-tricked-taxpayers-into-paying-for-its-free-too-1834730542

Last year, I spent a lot of time interview Ellin to create a course in screenwriting (really) for a brand that rhymes with “Blorbes.” The screenwriting stuff was actually pretty good. But what was fascinating was watching what someone does when they’ve had this big success and they’re.... done.

My son loves it. Spends hours per day playing with it. And their damn app is basically an advertisement for other sets he doesn’t have yet, which is both genius and aggravating.

Not sure where the energy drink caffeine stat is from, but Bang has 300mg(!) of caffeine per can. Drinking four of those would put you 20% over the 1000mg/day danger threshhold (not including other caffeine ingested from non-energy drinks). 

Yeah, but that’s not really limited to Hollywood. It’s how people in every field justify crappy decisions. It’s like every designer/engineer at Facebook working for a war criminal (yep, Zuck’s personal content moderation decisions have killed innocent people). Or anyone working for Amazon corporate. You make…

By definition, you wouldn’t remember because people tend to forget those things.