In a film class, in college, we did a lesson on Dumbo’s “Jive Crows.” Which, obviously, are racist caricatures of Black people. But like always, there was that one girl who insisted there was nothing racist at all about them, not a thing.

Home Improvement hasn’t had any new episodes in a while.

The real issue is, “Why is her diagectic music from her current day earth when she had no knowledge of earth culture?”

No amount of $200 bar tabs over a lifetime is going to make you a billionaire, period, and that’s the fucking problem. Read the article first, then comment, or else you sound like a dipshit. 

Oh, snap. Those are exactly the words I’ve been looking for to describe this jackass I know who believes basically every conspiracy.

I think some of it is the craft of making a TV show. Like, they can’t keep 5 as a 15 year old forever because the actor’s aging. 🤷‍♂️

Ughhhh I was waiting for this response. No shit, every country has ugliness in its past. Every religion, government, organization has shitty things about it. Your point is fucking mediocre and sophomoric. My point is the US is currently the biggest, steaming-est pile of shit in the world relative to how important it…

Lived in Canada for a while. No where is perfect, but Canada is pretty great. 

Right, but my point is the US has plundered itself in the same way it plundered the countries so many are its US Americans hate and look down on. I understand your point, but I meant it how I said it. (I have a masters degree in American studies, so I appreciate the nuance.)

And I think you dramatically overrate the potential for introspection Americans have. We’re fucked, and we deserve to be. This pandemic has revealed the true heart of Americans and made it more bare than ever before. And it’s ugly and deserves to die (or at least take its rightful place as a third world country.)

Yeah I didn’t even know this was happening. I saw some random New Mutants stuff but still didn’t realize it was something one could watch from home.

Thanks for that clarification – it’s already such a scary, weird year. And the thought that an aneurysm is suddenly more likely would make it even scarier.

Oh god. Any info on whether he had COVID? This is horrifying.

“Then you’re gonna love Picard!”

Ramsey works the church crowd because some churches get a kickback on fees

I have, but then my accountant comes back with stuff like “hey you can deduct up to $X per meeting you have in your home,” using Donald Trump like shenanigans where I pay myself a deductible consulting fee. Those end up putting more money in my pocket. And I don’t have to spend more than a 20-minute phone call doing…

Counterpoint: every time I’ve hired an accountant, they’ve always found deductions and programs that earned be back 10x their fees or more that I otherwise might not have known about. Worth the $200 for me. 

I always took THIS as the joke. “Chang tried so hard to get into something with the group that he paints himself an unnatural color head to toe, then dons a wig and eyebrows, only to die immediately.” That’s a bit more in character too. All that effort wasted. Never read it as it’s being read now. Seems like a lot of…

Could have left out that last paragraph.

The real victim here are residents with USC alumni neighbors who wear stupid fucking apparel like Trojan facemasks (a real thing I saw worn by a grown adult last week) and put stupid USC flags all over everything. It’s so fucking tacky.