Yes, that was the joke.

Yesssssss that moment where they scoot towards Keanu in that visual callback to Raid 2 had me giddy. 

Oliver Adams visited my middle school and showed us how he used a keyboard to make his techno. It was neat, but just how neat was completely lost on us. 

That’s off my radar. Oh bother.

Turns out their bullshit experiment in splitting the first season was, indeed, fucking idiotic and short-sighted. No one’s going to subscribe to catch the second half of a season of a show they haven’t seen.

Yeah that was rude of them to not consult everyone who may or may have not seen that blockbuster movie in 2004. What if they want to revisit them someday? Just to be safe, let’s add spoiler tags to the entire internet. 

Ah yes, what sort of prole would waste his time in such silly, boring movies back in 1999! Harrumph harrumph. Now, back to making comments about movies I didn’t like from 20 years ago on a pop culture website.

Imagine her complicated feelings about having her character killed off next season after she torpedos her Hollywood relationships. 

MCU perverts love it. “”You know, baby, technically you’re 18...”

Also, how does ‘running fast’ generate an EMP?

That’s why the international trailer says “Every hero has... mega... drive...” and then trails off.

Cool, then it’s not for you. I am a strategist and copywriter. I like macOS because it’s what my colleagues use and it works.

Just keep Ron Howard away and we’ll be fine. 

She didn’t get dusted, so no need to come back. 

Yeah, I don’t get people calling it “the worst comic book movie ever.” It was fine. Dumb fun, and even enjoyable at parts.

The film went to pretty great lengths to distinguish dusted dead vs dead dead. I’d say she’s actually dead dead. 

Yeah major visual references to The Thing. I dig it.

Just making sure: is SUC a new vehicle class (Sport Utility... Car?), or a typo?

They’re fucking everywhere in Southern California. Model 3 drivers are the new Prius drivers. Smug, not very aware, and with a false sense of how much people like their car. 

Yeah but heated fucking seats aren’t battery capacity or processor speed. That’s just petty.