They canceled Van Johnson? But I haven’t even had a chance to watch more than the pilot yet! How will I ever know if I want a second season?

I lol’ed at this. I hope your spelling was deliberate trolling, because I want to believe it was.

Why is this... monstrosity...not more well known? Because I kind of want to watch it.

okay cool

No, you’ve completely misread my comment to mean what you want it to mean. (Which seems to be your MO.)

And you’re still laboring under the idealism that Mr. Smith could still get to Washington. As much as I’d like to elect a common, honest person to the highest office in the land, I don’t think that’s realistic. As early as Nixon vs Kennedy, the power of those who understand media has shaped US politics. It’s now more…

At least we’d be electing a real billionaire instead of a pretend one. She’s already got more experience building successful empires that our, like, really smart genius President.

Thanks, Siri, for randomly reinserting full sentences just because.

It’s definitely the result of Siri going rogue. I should finish my comments “dictated but not read.”

At some point, somebody in the production studio heard this song and recognizedat some point, somebody in the production studio heard this song and recognized it sounded like Radiohead. Maybe not Lana Del Rey because I don’t think she’s self aware. But someone did. And yet they continued to publish the song. There…

One of the few upsides to Kinja is watching alt-right losers attempt to troll, then come across as the dorks they are. You can’t hide your social awkwardness and impotence, even if you think you’re edgy.

Even the Deseret News came out against Trump during the election. It’s clear Utahns are simply either illiterate or willfully stupid. (But why not both?)

Watching my wife swipe-for-home is what convinced me to get an X. It feels way more natural than a button.

I was skeptical before I used it, too, but FaceID works way better than TouchID ever did. Now, my phone isn’t defeated by the smallest amount of moisture on the TouchID sensor/my thumb. It’s a much more seamless experience.

I had a friend who used to work at Wendy’s, and his secret to getting a bigger burger was that they don’t charge you for extra tomatoes. He would always have these huge tomatoey, oniony, pickle strewn burgers that looked awful.

That’s what turned me off the show (I haven’t watched this season, nor did I see the last two eps of last season). I was hoping they’d figured out a plan, but nope.

Dear Pearson,

Well, starring Armisen until he gets a pile of accusations for crummy behavior.

Nevada is 16, and the reason I know that is a schoolmate went to jail for banging his 16 year old student in Idaho. But if he were in Nevada, he wouldn’t have been statutory rape.

I guess my question is our definition of sexual consent has evolved. Simply not saying “no” doesn’t seem to cut it when power relations are…

Right, so he’s an accomplice to rape, at best? Doesn’t that also basically make you a rapist? If your force someone else to have sexual relations with your bodyguard without their consent?