I saw the John Travolta one, and got through the first part of War Zone (where Jigsaw gets thrown into glass), but it just didn't grab me.

I could not finish War Zone because I thought it was really, really boring, so I'm afraid I'll have to take your word for it.

A surprising number of people want Zack Snyder to finish his work of running the DC film franchise into the ground as quickly as possible.

"Racists drink Coors. Not racist? Have a Bud."

It's because they're not as good at Jeopardy!.

Especially since the church has had an alternate program ready to go at a moments' notice for years. I can't imagine the Boy Scouts lasting long without the LDS church's support.

Coming soon: "Ben Affleck is no longer playing Batman."

Glad I’m not the only one baffled by this example. Was really hoping for help dealing with a few people.

Archie got statutory raped?

Unless by "help," you mean, "Be such a creative and box office disaster that DC/WB scrap the whole thing and start over because people don't want what Snyder's offering."

Response to your counter-point: I don't want to get you off the wagon if it's important to you, but if not, you should eat a steak tonight.

…Except that steak looks like it has a terrible crust and is slightly overdone. Why would I want an overdone steak in New York at anywhere other than Trump's awful restaurant, where I can gawk at the idiots?

Too bad this won't give Amy Adams a second chance at Oscars ;( :( :(

I agree there's a lot of comedy using shock in an amateurish way for cheap laughs. That stuff sucks. My point is that just because something is clean does not make it funny.

I have a friend who uses the term "clean comedy" as a positive descriptor. As in, "Brian Regen is so funny. His comedy is really clean and family friendly."

"Fuck art that's not paintings of me." - Donald Trump

I was hoping they'd have a little smarter insights into why sitcoms are terrible than the old "they tell you when to laugh because you're stupid" line. The mentioning of domestic abuse had also been done before ("That's just a metaphor for beating his wife!" - Futurama S01E02).

You mean "figuratively".

My unhappiness at seeing this footage can only be matched by my satisfaction that this will definitely hurt this awful film's box office.