"This feels like a March movie." - My thought toward the end of the trailer. Visually look great, but story doesn't seem to gel (at least in the way the original did). Hope it can surprise and deliver.

Yeah, exactly. There's always someone worse. Doesn't change how my problems feel.

Cool. You don't know anything about me, nor how I voted. So hey, get off your high horse, lose the assumptions, go suck a bag of cocks, and have a good night.

"Guys, look how important I am."

"Fuck this. I'm out." - Leonard Cohen

I don't know why, but I read this as "Mad Max" complete with drinking set. It makes more sense now.

"Door's open boys! Yee-haw!"
- If Pence were president with a Republican-controlled government.

This is our America now.

Sorry, definitely.

Hopefully we'll get to see him beat the shit out of Dumbledore, leading to their breakup.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work.

Any state, if your cop is a jerk. You can be arrested anytime for not having proof of ID, AFAIK. But most cops are somewhat reasonable and would rather spend their time on real issues, not a big pile of paperwork just because someone didn't have their ID.

Why is she speaking in Lindsay Lohan's accent?

I guess I should have read through all 700+ comments before joining the discussion myself. Damn the AV Club making me read more than I did in grad school!

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"Astral"?

Right at the end, when he says he wants to make some (undoubtedly banal) movie about racism, my wife said, "He'd probably produce something like Crash."

Member MANTIS? Member Nightman and his Plymouth Prowler?

#MadeaLivesMatter

Keep making jokes! One will stick eventually.