I'm sorry, "Closing the barn door"? Is that a midwest saying?

Not to victim blame, but lots of people were totally asking for this and deserved what they got. Fueled by nostalgia, Buzzfeed articles, and a healthy dose of schadenfreude, I'm surprised the audience clamoring for shows like Fuller House aren't getting more revivals.

Whew, glad I never got too invested in this one. Dodged a bullet.

Ha ha! That's EXACTLY the kind of humor we were all hoping for!

I hope he's some sort of Ridley ancestor, but with hijinks.

Yeah what's up with that guys what do we even pay you for

Yeah, maybe this would have been another Mulaney.

If only they could have hired one of the albino native American comedic actresses in her age range instead.

News about The Killers, Anima Collective, and Andrew Bird in the same day? It's 2008 week on The AV Club!

Well, at least some good came out of this horror.

That explains the whispy, unintimidating voice.

Instead THIS movie is about marital problems? Judging from the trailer, looks pretty rough.

While watching this episode, I kept saying to my wife, "I really love what they're doing with the script, but the acting is really wooden. It's like watching John Mulaney 'act.'"

Basically, any scene involving a lot of movement. Or, you know, when she's standing there, I guess.

Who else absolutely hates seeing that creepy CG-uncanny valley ScarJo? I get she was preggers during filming (irony, because of bad character development). But the fake-ness of this creeps my out, like ghost Paul Walker in furious 7.

Uhhhh money? People usually love the stuff. You can trade it for drugs, houses, exciting new haircuts…

…What? Is this Tumblr?

Quickly looking over those scans, it's clear fat plungerhead wants to be someone shocking, like John Waters and Lady Gaga combined in the worst way. But even "his" book looks like a half-assed appeal to the idiot Urban Outfitters crowd.

Drink this, then we'll talk about it.

It was fantastic watching Nathan set up the pieces like a master manipulator, taking full advantage of each individual/morning news industry weakness, then watch him simply give them a little push to put his plan in motion. He's like the dictator of comedy!