That's actually the line that prompted my comment. I'm a professional writer, and it irks me to no end when some college sophomore studying English thinks they're a damned genius because they pointed out a misused homonym.

Nope. Genuine.

Instead of talking about how this is a bad TV show (which we all knew would be bad from the first mandatory trailer on HBO Go), I'd like to say how much I like that the commenters here don't nitpick stupid grammar errors in the articles they read. It seems like the first comment thread on most sites is, "Hey you…

Hulu's long-con is working.

It's like going to a Christian homeschool.

…but what if "Old Man Logan" is kind of dumb, gross in a way that doesn't really add to the story, and a prime example of how "gritty" does not a good story make?

Expected to hate this, was actually pretty well-done.

*Sob* "Of course…"

So. Ed Hardy clothing literally gave its designer cancer. Tacky designers beware.

Whew. I had the same feeling and thought, "Man, I'm an asshole." Now I can feel comforted knowing we're *all* assholes together.

Person with dense bones here, can confirm. When I weighed 185, I compared myself to a friend who also weighed 185. He was muscular and in pretty great shape. I was still really skinny. We were the same height.

Everything here and more. No streaming service has more contempt for its customers than Hulu. But what would you expect from a company partially owned by NBC Universal and thus, Comcast.

"Grandpa, why do these awful comics keep getting delivered to your home every month? Did you do something wrong?"

Early 2016? I get the "bad movie" release window, but usually these films seem to turn around much more quickly. Maybe Fifty Shades Blacker will be released in late August 2016 to get back on "terrible parody fast track" pacing.

True story. I'm wondering if this thing even has enough momentum to make it to Infinity War part 1.

Sure, why not. I didn't bother to look up the exact schedule since I don't plan on seeing most of them.

I would agree, had the tones been determined as artistic choices. But everything about it (including recent news about hiring 5 writers for Wonder Woman and 3 for Aquaman, then seeing what sticks) reeks of a film series designed by committee.

Since it's clearly an executive decision to ape Marvel's strategy, I derisively refer to Man of Steel, Batman v Superman: Dong of Justice, Suicide Squad, and Justice League as DC's Phase 1. Their Phase 2 hasn't been fully fleshed out yet, but I imagine it won't be the big hit they anticipated, and they'll reboot the…

Here's what a high school friend said when I made fun of the Batman v Superman trailer: "Because all movies have to be fun? I guess since marvel made money with their fun style nobody can do anything from now on? They can't try and tell a their own story with their own tone? And yes the god theme has been present in…

Remember Slipknot? Remember when it was possible to be a fan of Slipknot without everyone laughing you out of the room? (It was those two weeks in 9th grade.)