THIS.

I meant a budget version of Ryan Seacrest. Someone generically white and attractive.

Hari Kondabalu will play a computer science major and replace Dani Pudi

Next, we'll learn Joel McHale is leaving but being replaced by Ryan Seacrest, or some budget version thereof.

What does this report say about people like my parents who probably never cancelled their AOL subscription when they switched to Verizon broadband? How many idiots like them are there?

I prefer the beta version: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

"Anti-comedy" jokes: More not-comedy than anti-comedy, somehow.

"Diabetes Celiac Megacolon Hybrid"
What an attractive name for a child.

My, this is surprisingly earnest in a thread as silly as this. And maybe if we all went and saw God's movie, Left Behind, as much as we were supposed to, He would have freed us from the liberals' president ('cause he sure ain't mah president!)?

Sounds like he's on a highway straight to hell.

Ew

This is like a mean joke on nerds. "I'll appear as something attainable, something they love, but they'll never, ever yellow their fingertips with this Cheeto."

It wasn't the length of the wait, it was the fact I haven't seen a load screen since I was skinny (years ago).

Gah, was Homestar Runner always so… tiny? And loadscreeny?

I remember when Grimace broke into my apartment, tied me up, and then made me watch while he put my cats in the microwave. I told him I'd hate him forever, but he simply replied, "Lovin' beats Hatin'."

Right?!! Gah I'd eat a baby right now if it tasted like chicken.

This is like a crossover with that "KFC's Essential Chickenmaking Rules" piece, right?

And yet here we all are, not only having read the video, but now making our important opinions about it known.

Do they coat the baby in KFC's trademarked original recipe before cooking it?

Ah. I took your comment to be about parodies in general. Yes, it seems the AV Club knows its audience too well in this regard. Not everything tangentially related to on-the-nose Wes Anderson references needs to appear on the front page, thank you very much.