Time to go look for those Horcruxes.

im so fucking tired of white women who hate black people and muslims and other poc so much that they want us dead more than they want their bodily rights

Serious question:

Serious question: are people just letting Lorne & Co off the hook for being one of the first non-news outlets to truly normalize him? Jimmy Fallon got more shit for ruffling Trump’s hair than SNL got for giving him the front and center on NBC’s flagship comedy show.

I just really needed to share this since I can’t talk about it with people I know in the real world.

Your boyfriend is being a reductionist shitbird. You have two options:

“If this country is so bad, then get the fuck out.”

I hope he hates every f-ing minute of it and that his hair falls out.

Why did it take a white woman on the ticket in order for so many white Democrats to register a fact that has been true for 50 years? I’m fucking serious. Instead of fussing over all those other white people who voted for Trump, maybe this is a good moment for self-reflection. If it surprises you that a majority of…

What she’s referring to is voter turnout for Democrats. It was so low in comparison to previous years—because people were unwilling to vote for Hillary despite there being a huge threat from racist people chanting at Republican rallies. But we don’t need to have a pissing contest between racism and sexism in this…

What are you talking about?

There is no realistic way in which we are not getting either Trump or Pence. Even if there was some kind of revolt at the Electoral College vote in December, and enough Republican electors refused to cast votes for Trump, then the lack of 270 electoral votes for any candidate would send the election to the House.…

Fun fact. That’s called steepling!

Eh, I would love to believe this, but I just don’t. He’s going to push literally everything on to his senior staff and Pence. He’ll blindly sign what they put in front of him (just as he’s happily admitted in depositions to doing with his businesses) while he wanders around from Mar a Lago and the White House groping…

But the worst thing is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

nah

I really don’t think he’ll do it for four years. After six months, he’ll walk away and let Pence turn America into Salem circa 1693.

Turning away is what got us into this mess, my bruh.

Yesterday my mom held my hands and earnestly said “You will live to see a woman President, honey, I know you will.”