Fucking hell. Please no. I can’t take any more of this shit from 2016.

Dodai!

People in shock, and there’s no way that he wasn’t in shock, are not always rational actors (pardon the pun). Having responded to several motor vehicle accidents I can assure you that he’s not alone. Most recently a young man, after confirming that no one was seriously hurt wanted to make sure that the little old lady…

He got all those scars on his face and neck from a terrible car crash years ago — I would be very very freaked out about being in a car (or truck) if I were him.

She’s in in one of my son’s favorite movies, Paddington. When she’s on screen, which is often, he holds his hand up to cover her face. I asked him why he does that and he said her face looks like it hurts.

There’s a difference between working for a customer you don’t particularly like (or even loath) vs publicly acting to prop up and celebrate them. More than that, because this isn’t just “a job” they have to deal with becoming a propaganda tool for a politician who supports legislature that may directly seek to negate…

I thought rapper Mase too!

I think I have a gay sensibility and I feel like I’m gay, because I’ve always transcended gender, and I’ve always seen love as transcending gender...I have a gay sensibility.

Everyone has a right to an opinion, but this does not change your employment status for those who are full time.

I will reiterate that if Hillary Clinton was the President-elect, nothing would be different.

Already forcing women to do something with their bodies against their will, and he’s not even president yet.

As an FYI, thousands of Mormons (myself included) have been calling the church’s Public Affairs office and demanding that the Tabernacle Choir back out. As a tithe-paying, magic-underwear-wearing member in good standing, it’s pretty profoundly embarrassing.

You say that now, but wait until the Mormon Tabernacle Choir releases their next album.

But in...

This could have been a really interesting, creepy film, and they ruined it by trying to be cute and shit. Just think how usually dopey nice guy Pratt would have been as an even more forthright, sinister stalker. Let’s say she wasn’t the first one he woke up, and the last one simply “didn’t work out” and is nowhere to…

Aw. How sad for her. She’s an educated white lady from a privilaged and liberal family which means she’s always had access to sex ed and birth control.

Oh, what the fuck. I haven’t had an appendectomy and hope I never need one, but I’m firmly in support of the right of people who need them to obtain them.

I thought it was this Dirtbag was going to cover the latest from Lena Dunham, that she wishes she had an abortion.

People get so damn defensive to any criticism on weed. It’s weird. Smoke your weed, don’t be an evangelical about it.

This doesn’t surprise me. If you lurk long enough on internet pregnancy forums, you’ll see tons of posts of women being like “Smoking weed during pregnancy is okay, right?” and everyone responds being like “Nope! It’s a bad idea!” and then the person gets super defensive, mentions thalidomide and how weed is better…