So what you’re saying is, that this is a real marriage and not a bearding situation?

I refuse to believe they are banging now.

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

I have to say, Ms Kelly has been killing it this election season.

Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you

I think that your defensiveness on this may speak volumes, sir.

Lordy, I hate when I find myself agreeing with Megyn “Santa is white” Kelly. But when she sneaks in some sense, it is pleasure.

Newty seems triggered. Maybe by guilty conscience, eh?

He seems nice.

That’s okay. It’s not as if you’re original in minimizing women of color’s accomplishments.

They both bought property on White Feminist Island and don’t check their mail very often.

Glad to know I wasn’t the only one who found that “parody” video kinda lame. She fucking lost me when that interview with Lena Dunham went down.

I’ll help finance this project by selling boxes of World’s Finest chocolates.

Is this to tie your finances over until next month’s bake sale?

I work on a purchase/billing service that is cross-platform and deals in billions of dollars of revenue each year. My particular area of expertise is UI/UX, which is usually considered too artsy and feminized for “real” programmers. As such, I’m the only person in an entire organization with my skillset and…

I am speaking out of my ass here without knowing context at all, so feel free to shit on me, but I would be a little salty about my (make believe) kid’s school suddenly moving 16 blocks. That’s not a small amount.

I do think there is something real to women not valuing men who partake in traditionally feminine roles and pursuits.

It’s the compound eyes, the antennae and the whole tearing the partner’s head off after sex and eating it bit that doesn’t sit quite right with me.

“I’m not the president of Croatia,” Coco clarifies. “Honestly, I’m tired of having to defend her pro-Eurozone deficit reduction policies. I don’t have an opinion.”