Yes, let’s make fun of the silly negro with the negro name.

As Doug would say, if you can laugh and pray in 90 minutes then that is money well spent.

Were you one of the people who heard (before this article) of Keeping Up With the Joneses?

To paraphrase Gillian Andersen in The Fall, men think of only two options are “fight or flight” but it’s actually “fight, flight, of freeze” for ALL MAMMALS. Humans are mammals.

I like to think they wrote the part for Kathy Griffin, and when she wasn’t interested all they could find in the resulting scramble for the shoot was a Lucy Ricardo wig and a woman willing to work for scale. Like, the original concept was the intestines walking around with a mic, doing some stand-up, maybe heckling…

Liam Gallagher

Totally not doctored, (I have zero skills with photoshopping), all I can say is that I saw absolutely nothing out of the ordinary in the photo when I took it...I should also mention that those windows are not at ground level on the other side, so whatever that face belongs to was either extremely tall…

Spoiler alert: these assholes are voting for Trump.

The Duke LaCrosse rape scandal has since proven to be a hoax. Welcome to 2007.

He flies under the radar because he looks like a racist ghost who died during plastic surgery.

Yikes! I haven’t seen him in a while but he’s looking rough as hell. There’s truth to Coco Chanel’s saying that after 50 you get the face you deserve.

“Later, he called and left me a message. ‘Can you believe this? Who would say this? I don’t want people to think this about you,’” she said. “He thought that I would try to go out with him...”

This is probably a little low-key compared to some of the others, but let’s just say I now know the difference between a house with Weird Shit going on and one without.

I don’t have a scary story, I do however have a very freaky photo that I took on a trip to Myanmar (Burma) last year...It was taken in the Shwedagon Temple complex in Yangon, and I swear I saw nothing until I got home and uploaded it onto my computer. Of course the explaination can be that it’s just someone looking…

I’m not a dreamer. I have one or two dreams that I remember in a year, and they fade in a day or two. They’re generally surreal - like having to compete in a motocross to the airport so I can go on a date with Bjork in Amsterdam.

One of my great aunts owned a small farm in Wisconsin. Its was about 40-50 min outside of town and on weekends I’d sometimes go with my mom, brother, grandma, cousins, and whoever felt like going that weekend.

I told my mom’s story a few years ago and I think it was an honorable mention. That story still creeps me out but here’s one from my childhood that I actually witnessed.

In high school I did community theater in an old building on our town square that had probably been there 100+ years, but had clearly been renovated. In the back of the building was a small costume room - it was a long, narrow room, like an extra-long closet, with a door on either end, stuffed full of clothing from…

My dad told me the story of my great uncle. Who was a country man, who hunted small game, but seen all types of animals in the wild. Bears, cougars, deer, and typical wildlife you’d find rural Northern Michigan. So he not scarred of running into any of those animals out in the wild. The story goes, he goes out to…

I figured I can’t be the only one in need of a palate cleanser after reading these scary stories. So, here goes: When I was dating my now husband, his cousin passed away from cancer at 17. I got to know his cousin fairly well the last year of his life and really loved him. Because he died so young (and after losing…