You must not know ‘bout Bey. That’s nothing. She had her hair sucked into a huge fan while she was singing “Halo” but she just kept on singing the song perfectly while her people tried to figure out how to unattach her from the machinery.

How can it be a ripoff when literally every single person watching the debate had the same thought? At least everyone I was with watching it. We immediately started doing the Jaws theme.

This is my wedding dress! Except in the short-sleeved, white version. It’s beautiful and so comfortable, I can’t wait to wear it in 6 weeks’ time!!

Maybe you were supposed to tell him how much you *love* giving blow jobs. I got a real creep-o vibe from his post. He wouldn’t be the first dude to come here posting something designed to have women respond with stories about their sex lives.

That is gorgeous! You have amazing taste :)

This was my thought.

Last SNS I posted about my dad’s sudden prostate cancer diagnosis, with further test results pending. We’re still waiting on one test, but he met with the doctor and surgeon this week and they said that the tumor hadn’t spread very far. He’s going to need a prostatectomy, but things are looking better than they were…

Why would you say that? Not helpful, as you’re not this person’s doctor. Neither am I, but as someone who’s done extensive reporting on the subject and talked to multiple oncologists, I know many experts will agree that a cancerous tumor is less likely to be painful than something like a cyst. Good luck,…

This seems like a good enough space to vent about something that happened to me this weekend. I’ve been talking to a guy online. He pushed for a photo exchange and a phone number exchange. So far that’s ok. He liked my picture and sent me several texts a day for about a week. I mean, that’s fine. A little clingy for…

Really quick post because I’m celebrating with family and friends but....I GOT ENGAGED TODAY!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh. I have no idea why the thought I can’t wait to share this with my Jezzie friends crossed my mind at this exciting time but it did and here I am. Love you guys and AHHHHHHH!!!!

Run away in the opposite direction as fast as you can!!!

I might be the only one who thinks so, but Marla Maples put this up yesterday. I think drawing attention to the fact that she, the ex wife of orange Cosby, was also a teen beauty queen at one point, is some subtle shade...

It was right up there with “I shouldn’t have said half. That was wrong.”

Yeah I feel like there’s traitors allll over that campaign and I love it.

“His children are incredibly able and devoted, and I think that says a lot about Donald.”

Like, he literally said something to the effect of “I don’t know if you’re actually complimenting me or not...” lol The whole thing was a hilarious mindfuck she played on the entire family.

THIS. And why is no one in the biased liberal media asking the two most pertinent questions?

How? I mean did Khloe molest a whole bunch of powerless men and then run for president on the family values platform?

Holy fucking shit, I must be on some serious hallucinogens because I would swear that says LETTERS OF SUPPORT... FROM THE *VICTIM’S* MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER... ASKING FOR THE RAPIST TO STAY IN THE COMMUNITY.

Thanks for all the FUCKING SUPPORT, Mom and Meemaw. I bet it means so much to your 12-year-old who was raped by a…