Why does someone like David Bowie die in their 60s and KFC gobbling fat fuck Donald get 10 more years on him?

How is it possible for a 71 year old man to have ZERO social graces???

I live in an apartment. Is that going to be a problem?

I just sort of skimmed the article, but I think I got the gist of it.

When I was a kid they used to do these at amusement parks. In fact I may have a picture of myself at the age of 10 on a Time magazine as well.

As a late luncher, it’s not about being too busy, it’s about hating other people.

I find this promotion strange. Wasn’t the whole point of building that new stadium so white people can run away from non-white people?

If you’re embarrassed about anything, it probably should be the fact that you willingly watched something only slightly more exciting than competitive house-painting.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

If a tree is removed and no one was around to witness it, was it ever really there?

We’re gonna be here all week if we keep reporting every time Francesa becomes disoriented.

My guess is because there’s two of them and one of him? Maybe don’t want the other being jealous is all I can think of.

But would this team have beat the 95-96 Bulls? Obviously not.

Having learned the difference between “waterproof” and “water-resistant”, I’m not sure I would have much faith in a “bullet-resistant vest”.

What Would Jesus Toke?

You know our pitching is still giving everyone ulcers.

The Orioles are good and fun.

“and it’s obvious why Montreal got rid of him.”

If you’d just said “I don’t like him because he is black,” you could have saved yourself a lot of words.

He should ask if Crosby douched.