That time he sent Brad Lidge to hell.

I would like to humbly suggest that “pushing one’s kids to excel” and “deciding before they are born that they must fulfill your own thwarted ambitions and micromanaging their lives toward that goal from birth onward” are not the same thing but are in fact quite different things.

Peter Laviolette is way fatter than I thought.

I mean, that is total fucking bullshit. First of all, why is it incumbent on the batter to get out of the way. Don’t throw at the batter! Second of all, it looked like he was keyed in, ready to swing, and then when he saw the ball was coming for him, it was too late.

Another man blaming his shortcomings on a woman, even from nearly a decade ago. How quaint.

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

Nashville fans boo offsides so your argument is void.

So which one wore a MAGA hat to work a year ago?

This absolutely does not make up for Chris Cornell.

Meanwhile in America, 70 years old wannabe-King/despot pretends to know how to drive a big rig in front of as many cameras as possible.

When people ask me my opinion on the Death Penalty, I tell them that I’m opposed to it with the exception of Baylor’s football program.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

I hope the Celtics trade him to Toronto.

Ok seriously, Josh smokes weed. Maybe not even anymore! Who knows. But no he can’t play.

Albert Breer and Curt Schilling still need more proof that it actually happened. You know, they’re doing amazing things with video manipulation these days.

Cotdamn, that has to be the most perfectly outfitted Porsche I’ve ever seen. The color, interior, wheels...everything is just right

This is remarkably stupid.

Aaron Hernandez, an innocent man, died in prison. Yet, Tom Brady (clearly guilty of evidence tampering) walks free. That’s America for you.