“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

hook this kinja straight up to my fuckin veins

The lowest form of life. Stop.

It’s a schooner.

No, but I stared at the rocks long enough that I eventually saw a nice 3D sail boat.

Every blade of that grass stands for the anthem though.

LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

To be fair, if I had a Versa I’d try to lose it in a foreign country too.

season-ticket holders who reneged on their season ticket contracts once it became clear the Marlins were not going to uphold their promises of perks including free parking and VIP entrances at their new ballpark—let alone field a watchable team

What they lack in climbing they make up for with absolutely amazing orange chicken.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY
I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A VERY GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY

The fact that no one booked hotel rooms is AMAZING to me. Like what a perfect representation of how awful this government is.

You’re wrong.

....You realize you posted this comment on a website dedicated to reporting the news to the exact type of people who would open such a garage, right?

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Marcus Rashford’s classmates need to get a hold of themselves.

“Kid fans are the best fans”