Based on the photos, I’d guess human hair is 1 ingredient. Gross

They scream STEPFORD.

Truth, unless you consider that creation museum a real museum (I don’t).

Perfect description of him. 

Hard to say, since he never signed his work.

Fox had a woman wearing pants on air?

It’s mined exclusively in Tanzania, hence the name.

Tiaras are generally worn at white tie events.

Same. I go to the grocery store less frequently, but otherwise nothing has changed.

Peach iced tea is just wrong.

She sucks but Bernie’s golden? Makes no fucking sense.

No doubt, but there are different standards for Rs and Ds in this country. Hunter’s messy personal life will be held against him, while all of the Trumps are given a pass. (Remember Falwell Jr. saying that Trump deserves a “mulligan” for his adultery?)

I hope you weren’t one of those Bernie supporters who were yelling at Warren to drop out before super Tuesday.

Farther than I could, and that was before my balance was shot.

I’d love to know how she, Kate, and all of the other stiletto-wearing royals walk on cobblestones without killing themselves. Serious skill right there.

Please correct me if I’m wrong, but Biden doesn’t get off on killing animals, especially endangered ones. For that alone, he’s worlds better than Jr.

You’ve apparently lost the the plot. Men have intrinsic value, regardless of their appearance. They’re people, dammit! Women are objects to be ogled, used, and discarded.

but close enough that it destroys her proportions

Capitalism!!1!

And here I only just sent an email telling him to fuck off for his take on abortion. Damn, I hope someone saw it. :(   #neverYang