You shouldn’t use the term “Morgellons.” Call it what it is: delusional parasitosis. 

A devout Catholic, who has been married 3 times. And has (only) 3 kids.

Another annoying one: “Pain is weakness leaving the body.” FOAD, assholes!

See also: Stephen Miller

go back to a time when straight white cis men were at the helm, and everyone else was scared and biddable

So that’s why I can’t see it. :(

Not being a New Yorker, I didn’t know that this was a thing on the subway. I read somewhere that high altitude climbers do the same thing, for obvious reasons.

Talk to Yolanda, since she’s the one who comments on her daughters’ calorie intake (which is why I made the comment).

I know it and you know it but in QEII’s defense, I think she believes him when he says he’s innocent. Just the way my grandmother believed my cousin when he swore that he was not taking drugs (he was taking all the drugs). It’s a massive - infuriating - blind spot.

Because she hasn’t eaten anything in about 2 years.

Aw, this happened at the Coolidge Corner theater!

I live in a tiny apartment (< 600 sq ft) and I have rooms. I like rooms. But you do you.

Ugh, how sad.

The lawyer foyer! ;P

Fuck open floor plans. Your kids can take a breath without you watching over them, I promise. You can also go without seeing the TV at all times (I say this as a devout TV watcher).

They’re sadists, to be sure.

edgy thought leaders who are just asking questions

Oh no, that’s a big #nope for me. But enjoy!

Hmm, I read a long AMA with a longtime visitor to nudist camps and he said that people are really good about it. Maybe it depends on the crowd you’re with.

So sweet! Thank you.