Ugh. Pretty sure we’re all ready for Rod Sterling to finally come out and finish the narration for this year long episode of The Twilight Zone.

I would like to kiss Ryan Lochte on his tummy.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

He really is cute. I usually don't go for the muscle-bound types, but he is quite endearing, somehow.

First of all: Every one of those guys - except Eastwood - has a pretty good reputation for being okay, and many have worked on other long-ish franchises - leading me to think they aren’t pains to work with because otherwise who would hire them again.

They follow each other on Instagram. The friendship is real. Bottom line: I will watch this.

The two of them arguing over white or black pepper in mashed potatoes is pretty great.

Nothing is better/funnier than Snoop and Martha together on screen:

I will watch the shit out of this.

GIRL! GO GO GO! GET THAT IUD! (Also stock up on painkillers, heating pads, panty liners, chocolate, tea, and feel-good movies for after your insertion— I speak from experience. And don’t drive afterward; have someone pick you up from your appointment or take public transportation if possible. I was in so much pain…

Yay for Beauty Bakerie! That stuff is SO GOOD, right?

I was front row at a 30STM show and he stared straight at me with his icy blues. He held my gaze, sang a line, and then floated off into the sky in a blinding light. From that day, I knew he could do no wrong.

I’m just- I’m a calf girl! When will the well-turned calf make its comeback, I ask you.

Gotta be honest, I don’t get the recent internet obsession with hating Jared Leto.

My hips/butt/boobs did that naturally when I finished puberty so it could just be growing up. Her face is completely unrecognisable though for sure.

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BEAUTY THREAD!

I’ll watch the puppy video for you Diane.

I thought it might be Leslie Knope.