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HA!!!!

For the first time in my life, let me say with complete serobustness, TAKE ME TO CHURCH.

What happens when you grow up is you realize the rules in a relationship are very blurred and that it gets very complicated very quickly, and there's not always a case of who was right and who was wrong.

The sound I make when I see him:

I'd like to not only thank God, but also Jesus, for that almighty ass.

I mean, to be fair, isn't everyone afraid Rihanna could steal their man? And their woman? And anyone anywhere on the gender spectrum?

My mother was working in a restaurant when she was 20, and she had previously warned the manager on numerous occasions about serious issues with the smoke hoods, and the air vent. The manager never did anything about it.

University of West Georgia '10 and '12 would like to bless Princeton Mom's heart, y'all.

Should I talk about the time my mother accidentally burnt a restaurant down?

I'm vegan and I don't give a single fuck what other people eat. Hell, I'm married to a meat eater. I hope every other vegan can stop being a preachy shit aboutit and every meat eater can STFU about bacon and cheese when they find out that I'm vegan.

And even then, what's the insult? "You looked cute in this swimsuit one time. Ha-ha, nailed you."

I saw the resemblance to T Swift when the dancers came out...but I feel like if this was a real diss they would have been wearing blond wigs?

... If having a girl feud with someone means that they make all of their friends copy my adorable fashion decisions, sign me up!

I WOULD LOVINGLY RAISE HIS CRABS AND BREED A SUPER BAND OF CRABS AND THEN HAVE THOSE CRABS LIVE IN JUSTIN'S RAMEN HAIR AND WHATEVER CHRIS DID TO HIS HAIR!! Which they probs already did, bc lookatdis:

EXCUSE ME but SP are still good, okay?! Or, like, they, personally are maybe not (like has anyone paid attention to Billy Corgan in the last decade? Not me.), but Mellon Collie will never be a bad album.

or mebe you were crying cause it was Nsync and not BSB?

Oh god, this article made me realize some shit about myself.

My coming of age concert was fo sho Blink 182, Jimmy Eat World, and mother fucking GREEEEEEN DAAAAAAY. God, I had such a crush on Billie Joe Armstrong. #DreamBoat