"Her mouth isn't a virgin," scoffed Carly

He was always the one after her, wasn't he? At least that's what my careful reading of the E! channel and Us magazine has told me.

Absolutely. I won't be totally surprised if their marriage turns out to be one of the more stable ones in Hollywood in the end — they have the same obsession with fame and the same way of getting it. They both love themselves, and because they're so alike, they love each other.

I adore Kanye. He's creative and a narcissist and wants all of us to be our best creative, narcissistic selves. I hope you get a croissant today, Kanye.

I'd classify it as a slightly shady burn - it's a burn, but he didn't call Ray J out by name, making it slightly shady. We need Kara to adjudicate.

"But I wanna say that my wife has dated broke black dudes. It got nothing to do with the money."

I used to loathe her in her Candy days. Just another Britney knockoff who was sure as hell NO BRITNEY, I thought.

I actually read this comment and asked a porn veteran I interviewed today about it. Her response was (paraphrased) "I like doing it and it makes me feel good. When I'm shooting I don't think about the guys watching. I'm feeling beautiful. When they're watching it down the line? I'm not there."

This is a valid criticism but Drake, out of all the people I talked to, said the least about this and it might be due to image. I don't know what it is really because I can only assume, but when I went over my recordings I found myself asking more here and not getting a lot of answers. Some people, like Joanna Angel…

I hugged Nina Hartley and it was the best hug I've ever gotten. I worked in sex stores for 2 years and one of my companies had her come to speak at a training event. Afterwards we got pictures and she hugged me and said "You're so adorable, I could eat you up" and I couldn't breathe. Then she said "Thanks for letting…

I feel the need to agree, the eternally lovely Mrs. Hartley seems very huggable!

It's amazing that this person - without any connections and only a few dollars to her name, can make it in the big time. It gives me hope that someday my daughter will follow in her footsteps or you know, become a scientist and astronomer which she is what she currently wants to be. Whatever.

Aah! It's like the world's most beautiful back brace.

I feel like it should be "Chat Michael Murray, better known as the guy who ended his marriage with Sofia Bush by cheating on her with Paris Hilton in 2005 Ohmygod why do I still remember that, what is wrong with my life".

And this is one of the reasons that I didn't rush. So darn expensive. You pay national dues and chapter dues. You have to live in/on the sorority house/hall. Then, other people get to tell you how to dress and spend your (in my case) very limited money. I went to a southern university with an entrenched Greek…

In the UK they come in cute little tins

• LITERALLY EVERYTHING VASELINE IS THE ULTIMATE PRODUCT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ITS EXISTENCE

If this man complains about your hair, I'd love to hear what he says about the ridiculous middle age white lady bouffant updos you see in Texas. (Probably nothing, because he's a racist asshole.)