Ember Island Players is one of those episodes of TV that I watch when I need a laugh, and I’m always surprised how much I laugh during season 3. As serious as it’s supposed to be, so of the biggest laughs (for me, anyway) are in that season. A personal favourite is The Beach (3x05).

Oh man, my brother had a date once (not even remotely near or related to a wedding) that he refused to call a date, despite his date saying it was one and trying to get my mum to persuade him into dating her.

I used to pretend being a teen mother. I would be carting my 3-year-old sister to and from playdates on the subway, and people would give me their seats (especially when the little one was sleeping and I was carrying her).

If I had a battle cry, it would be that weird sing-cry-yodel of his. I love it every time I hear it.

I want a video tombstone that play this gif. It is my will.

Talk about timing! Today my friend got a text from an unknown number that just read:

Me and my siblings sing this a cappella for our mum every year.

Aaaaaaand... now it’s just Tim Curry in this story in my mind. Either way, so funny.

I’m imagining this guy shouting “ZIN!” the way Macho Man shouts YEAH!”

I feel you on the lack of accomplishments. And as the third daughter of four, I’m doomed to spinsterdom!

I saw The Roots last summer with my dad at Luminato. My god, they are fantastic live. There was a guy with a tuba. He did not stop moving. Ever. We were amazed by his stamina.

That top gif is everything.

She just kind of hacked at it like a butcher. She made that tiny plastic knife substantially more menacing.

Once when I was 14, my mom asked me why I didn't wear cuter clothes (my standard outfit was an oversized hoodie and jeans), so I dressed in a t-shirt and less enormous jeans and told her to come on the subway with me.

A friend of mine dealt with the banana thing the best way I have ever seen: she peeled the banana, moved like she was about to bite it (cue guys staring WAY too much), then slammed it down on her desk and started cutting it with a plastic knife WHILE MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT WITH ONE OF THEM.

My sister is always telling me to wear clothes that look better, but I am always cold, so I'm just going to wear 8 sweaters and be a very comfortable rectangle. It's fine.

I can understand it if you are going to be outside a lot during the winter and don't want to die, but the people who have these coats, complain about the cold, and then hop in their cars with heated seats make me really mad.

My parents had a 19, 16, 13, and 5 year old SIMULTANEOUSLY. They have my utmost respect forever.

Totally. We can eat more chips than we should, drink soda, and watch Mean Girls 4 times. It’ll be great. (this was my prom night)

Tim Gunn gifs are the best gifs.