Dear Trump,

I'm sure he cares what you think while he's balls deep in another 22 year old.

A few slaps. I think she deserved to pop a few caps in his ass.

Aw, love. Am I right?

I’d prefer to see him blindfolded, standing at a wall, next to Trump.

He’s unwell in many ways. You can literally see him dying. God speed straight to Hell, Alex Jones!

6 Subtle Signs Something More Serious May Be Wrong With Your Health”

1. You’re reading this article.

Mwahaha!

“Taylor Swift...wasn’t even on most of those 170+ trips her private jet”

SpaceXXX!

Yes, you’ve figured out people. We’re all a bunch of asshole hypocrites. *See past 5000 years of recorded human history.

No video?  Next.

I think teabagging is hilarious and a fun taunt in a competitive event. In fact, I want them to implement teabagging in professional sports. Talk about hilarity!

“Jar Jar Binks...it was a human being”

#meowtoo

”What’s the Deal With ‘Tape Bikinis?”

Fortunately, the part about Oz being a total scumbag was pretty much covered. He’s a greedy douche and a dangerous quack- all rolled up into one bad egg-roll. At least, he’s unique in that regard.

There are no current comic heroes to rival Martin & Short. They are, literally, two of the funniest men to ever walk the planet. However, this Hulu vehicle does not deliver any funny, to or from anywhere.

That’s not a compliment.

She turned out ok. All that pain sold a lot of records.